Reasons why i am pissed off:

Hello. Recently I have been majorly pissed off with one of my flatmates. On Friday it was my birthday, and today (Sunday) it is hers.

Reasons i am pissed off:

1. I arranged a gathering in the kitchen on Friday to chill out and celebrate my birthday and she arranged hers for Saturday (not cool.)

2. All day on friday i was essentially trapped in my bedroom, not allowed to enter the kitchen or see my friends because they were baking me a cake.

3. "How many friends have you got coming for your birthday, Hannah? None? I've got two!"

4. All the way through my party she loudly exclaimed how she wished it was her birthday today.

5. Shortly after midnight last night :"It's not your birthday anymore! It's mine! Yay! Happy birthday me!"

6. On Friday when i said i didn't want to play drinking games, she acted like a stupid kid who has been denied an equally stupid toy.

7. She initiated a food fight with my birthday cake.

8. "All my family are coming to visit on my birthday."

9. All fucking night she was trying to dance with my boyfriend and the boyfriend of another girl.

10. We went to a headphone disco and every song she liked, she tried to get everyone else to change their headphones to.

11. FUCK OFF YOU STUPID INSIGNIFICANT SHIT-STAIN ON THE WORLD.

Hello. Today i am once again miserable, and probably looking for some positive attention. I can't sleep and i feel sick. My leg hurts and i'm sad because my life is silly and i like people too much.

Inexplicably very sad right now. What a yawnfest.

4.30 really

Oh how things have changed. I'm up at 4.27 watching old episodes of The Simpsons and generally being a bit of an idiot. I'm not allowed to drink at the moment due to a medical thing so i had about the equivalent of seven cans of Red Bull and am now kind of regretting it. I'm also really fucking hungry but i'm not going to get any food at this hour. University is silly. Someone just called me Samantha and i said, "that is not my name."
I don't really know what i should tell you. It's all kind of silly. Goodnight x

22-7-10

When you're old and lonely you will wish you'd married me
I could build a fire for you and bring you cakes and tea
When you're cold and hungry I'll be waiting by the phone
You can call me up and tell me how you're all alone

I'm pretty content for now.

Your full of shit.

My secrets safe with him,
My secrets safe,
My secrets safe with him,
My secret,

I won't go out, ever again,
I won't go out, ever again,
His secrets lie with him,
His secrets lie,
His secrets not with him,
His secret lies,

He won't got out, ever again,
You won't ever go out ever again

Well alright,
Oh oh oh oh oh
Well alright,
Ooooh a oh

My secrets safe with him,
My secrets safe,
My secrets safe with him,
My secret, yeah,

We won't got out, ever again,
We won't go out, ever again,
We won't go out, every again,
We won't got out

Scotland's Shame.

O my Luve's like a red, red rose
That's newly sprung in June!
O my Luve's like the melodie
That's sweetly play'd in tune!

As fair art thou, my bonnie lass,
So deep in luve am I;
And I will luve thee still, my dear,
Till a' the seas gang dry—

Till a' the seas gang dry, my dear,
And the rocks melt wi' the sun;
I will luve thee still, my dear,
While the sands o' life shall run.

And fare thee weel, my only Luve!
And fare thee weel awhile!
And I will come again, my Luve,
Tho' it were ten thousand mile.